Thursday, May 12

Note to Self: Don't Die!

Do not carry heavy things out to your vehicle during the midday hours.

I just did that. And I realize that I'm an idiot. It's super hot outside and humid! Do I have a death wish? Let's just carry a whole bunch of crap outside, just when the sun is at its hottest! Bet that will be loads of fun.

I am all kinds of retarded. And now, I shall reward my stupidity with a trip to Dairy Queen.

Edited to add: It's freakin 98 degrees outside. It's May. 98 degrees is summer weather. Summer doesn't start for over a month.

It'll probably be 118 degrees come July. Thank you, Global Warming!

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