I have reason to believe that Ryan Seacrest is an android.
He is positively not human. I don't know whether he's made of machine or plastic, but the man is not human.
I don't find him attractive, but the man looks flawless. Like a Ken Doll or something. It's not normal. CNN or 20/20 should look into this. I bet they'd find out something gruesome.
Perhaps he was human at one time. But then, he sold his soul to the Devil to become a Reality TV host.
I am working on an entry discussing Gwen Stefani's song, Hollaback Girl. If you enjoy Gwen Stefani, I recommend you staying away from this blog for many moons. Blondie is going down.
The only great Blondie was the original Blondie -- Debbie Harry. She rocks!
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