"Do You Want to Be?"

This cute, young adultling comes into the store today. He's looking for something "snacky." He asks if I can be of any assistance.

So, I offer, "Skittles or Star Burst would be my choice."

He perks up. "Star Burst! Look at you, all kinds of awesome! Are you married?"

"No."

"Do you want to be?"

For whatever reason, it just made my day.