Remember this? Or this? Two tales of squirrels being rude and generally outlandish to me? And people laughed at me? Mocked my pain?
Well, there's proof that squirrels attack people. And the proof is right here: Mean Squirrel Attacks Pa. Letter Carrier.
Take that, naysayers and disbelievers! Squirrels are not cute and fluffy little friends. They are evil, disgusting rodents! They will attack you when you least expect it. Did you see the picture I took of the a squirrel staring down my friend? They are HOSTILE!
Don't say I didn't warn you.
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