Dear Truck,
You are stupid. I hate you. You cost more money than you are worth.
So what if you've been with me for five years? During the last two years, you've been very unfaithful to me. You've messed up several times and have become a drain on my finances.
I take care of you and give you baths frequently. I keep you clean and shiny. When I feed you expensive gasoline, I always fill you to the brim so you can experience the satisfaction of a full tummy. And for what? For you to misbehave and make me angry? You know losing money frustrates me.
You are very frustrating, truck. And your days are numbered.
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