I have just found out that I share a birthday with Kevin Federline.
Kevin Federline.
I was born on the same freakin' day as Kevin Federline.
Britney's skanky, lazy ass husband. Kevin freakin' Federline!
I don't even know what to do with myself. I feel as though I should fling myself off the nearest cliff before day break.
My once wonderful date of birth is now ruined, all because I have to share it with Kevin Federline!
I think I'm going to be sick.
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