Thursday, June 12

Stupider by the Second

I just had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the Pussycat Dolls perform on tonight's episode of So You Think You Can Dance. And let me tell you, I can describe the performance in one word.

Abomination.

I lost IQ points by watching less than 30 seconds of their performance, if you can even call it a performance. I seriously could not work the remote. It was like I had never seen a remote before in my life. That is how detrimental the Pussycat Dolls are to brain cells. I had to watch end credits for some PBS show to restore my shriveling and dying brain cells.

Because of this recent experience, I have decided that if you watch the Pussycat Dolls, you do not value your brain cells.

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