Hum.

I dislike wallpaper, border, and any other type of paper on the walls. It doesn't come off when you want it to and it's a huge hassle to put up. Note to homeowners: stay away from the wallpaper and borders!

I also dislike texturized walls and popcorn ceilings. Do you know how awesome it is to scrape your hand against the wall and have your hand swell up and start bleeding? It's not that awesome. It sucks. I probably have some weird wall disease in my hand.

However, I do love Boston.

That is all.

Dear Sir or Madam

I regret to inform you that I am in possession of a wonky laptop. This laptop has a severe and unusual problem that seems irreparable. This problem that I speak of is a cause of increasing confusion. You see, the screen enjoys growing dim at the most inconvenient times. To remedy this problem, the laptop was fitted with a new FL inverter, which should have taken care of the issue. However, the laptop remains wonky. It is possible that the new FL inverter is faulty. It is also possible that the LCD screen is going out. Time (and a replacement FL inverter) will tell.

Sincerely yours,
Disgruntled and Impatient Owner of a Wonky Laptop

Wondering...

How can a restaurant named Kentucky Fried Chicken serve fish? Does anyone else have a problem with this??

They're Kentucky Fried Chicken, for crying out loud! Not Kentucky Fried Fish!

That is some messed up business. I bet the Colonel is rolling over in his grave.