What is the meaning of the Toyota commercial where this man and woman are driving down the road and the woman refuses to pull over to get gas even though the gas gauge is on E? I mean, I understand that they're trying to demonstrate that the car gets exceptional gas mileage, but it's really kind of dumb. Why the hell doesn't the woman just pull over and fill up the car? The gas gauge is on E. Cars often stop moving once the gas gauge lands on E. Therefore, one might think she'd go ahead and get gas because she's eventually going to need it. Just pull the damn car over and get some gas, lady!
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I was stalked briefly yesterday by some kid at the bookstore. The kid ended up being my cashier-person and also ended up following me out of the store and down the road a bit. It wasn't very thrilling, like the movie stars make it seem. I spent the majority of my brief stalking encounter trying to think of what I could use in my truck as a weapon. I shan't repeat what I decided to use here; you may be the stalker next time and I'll need to use my weapons.
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I have a new job! And I lurve it!
I also want to go to law school. I am studying for the LSAT. This I do not lurve.
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Where does one find a sledgehammer? At a home improvement store? Because my truck really needs one. Or, rather, I need one. My truck is in dire need of a... motivational speech of sorts. One that includes a demonstration involving a sledgehammer.
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I'm just going to come right out and say this: I was disappointed with the concluding book to the Harry Potter series. Not your best work, J.K. It was unsatisfying and lackluster. Where was the pizzaz? The crazy out-of-left-field surprises that you're famous for? I wish you'd waited a few more years or something. I'm certain you could have done better.
That is my opinion and I shall state it wherever and whenever I please, despite the fact that I may be boo-ed at from all over the world for saying so.
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