One Day Slasher

My cousin and I were driving down the highway when we passed a car dealership. Outside the dealership, the highway was lined with little signs proclaiming 'One Day Slasher!"

I assume that they were having some sort of sale. But, for a split second, I thought that perhaps there was a murderer loose.

Couldn't they have said "One Day Sale" instead of "One Day Slasher" ?? It sounds nicer and doesn't bring to mind crazy slasher-murderers running about slashing thing.

Just a thought.

Ramblings in the Night

I need a job. Or a life plan. The end.

My truck likes to pull crap and anger me.

I can't decided on a career. I don't want work to be work. I want to enjoy what I do. Is that too much to ask?

I'm being disillusioned by capitalism.

I like living in large metro areas where I have access to things that interest me. Now, if only I had the money to find the things that interest me...

I wish people would not look at me awkwardly on the roadways. Especially when I do not give them reason for said awkward looks. It makes me angry.

I wish I could be content with the status quo instead of always feeling indifferent or discontent.

I wish I was as smart as people think I am.

I wish my alma mater would quit calling to see if I have a job yet.
A) I just graduated two months ago.
B) It's hard to get a job without experience.
C) You people are rubbing salt in an open wound.